Hey everyone! Welcome to the Wylde Legacish. I call it a Legacish because ... I'm a cheatign whore I play creativly! For instance neither of the founders (who you will meet shortly) are cas. Well Ollie is but he was created as a toddler. Kat was born in game. But as a 'punishment' for that cheating I am forcing them both to go to college. I HATE university. It bores me senseless, but that's what I did. Also, Kat is not at all pretty, I'm going to be breeding her genes out for a while! So Anyways, Go and enjoy!

Be warned, there is some cursing, also some pixelated nudity (sim butt).











It's important to start at the begining. Meet Oliver Wylde. I love him more than ice cream!

He's a Family Sim. Can't remember his sign but his personality is something like this

Clean: 10
Shy: 0
Active:10
Serious:0
Nice:10

I'm not shitting you.


This is Kathryn McGreggor. Daughter of Leod McGreggor who shipped with seasons *headdesk* she's not pretty. She also has 10 nice points but don't let that fool you. She's a bitch.


This is the house they got with all their scholarship money. They had about 7,500. Not bad, nothing to brag about though. Kat got most of it.


First thing I did was give Kat a makeover ... didn't help.


These two really are in love. They met as children, went steady as teens and now they are here together. Kat has decided there will be no woohoo until they get engaged though.


One of the first things Kat does is go fishing, she's got a silver badge in it because thats all her and her father EVER did. Freaks.


I don't think Llama Man (from here on known as LM) cares that you have a hot boyfriend.


Ollie spies ... some trees. You know when I was in college trees was code word for ...-cough- nevermind.


It was at this moment I really fell in love with him. Look at hot cute he is!


Of course he fails at life.


Oh sweety, it wont help.


Ollie if your going to peep out the window at something at least make it something good!

as a side note. You know that lamp is called 'The Prisoner of Azkalamb'? I almost died when I read that!


Ollie ponders engagement. and all the woohoo it will bring.


I'm pretty sure the only reason he did this is to ...


do this!


What does it mean if you think about yourself while kissing your girlfriend?


Hey Macarena! OY!


Of course Kat and the over acheiving bitch that she is caught some butterflies.


I made ollie set them free though. HAHA! No bug corpses for us thank you!


and again.


You know Kat. It doesn't count if two of those best friends are your mom and dad!


Ollie seems impressed though. Whats with the face? lol. Dude, she's not that hot.


And again. I swear all they ever do is suck face!


At this point it's about 2am in the real world and my friend Lia thought it would be a good idea if we set the leaves on fire. I thought it would end in tragedy.


It was pretty, but a little anti-climactic. I was expecting death and destruction people!


Dude! You're not going to catch ANY fish that way!


I'm singing in the rain! Just singin' in the rain!


They are sophmores now. Holy god this is taking FOREVER.


Guess who has 3 neat points? Yep you guessed it, Lipszilla over there.


She raked and he composted. It was so very domestic!


All that fresh and healthy food makes your sims get fat twice as quick. This has become a serious problem for Kat. Haha. It ryhmes! Kat is Fat!

(I wanted to state right now that I'M plus sized. I have nothing against plus sized people. I just think people need to have a sense of humor about themselves.)


Hey Ollie! Your fish is bigger! You win! YAY!


...bitch.


the wind up ...


and of course Kathryn wins at life again.


That drum set was a VERY bad idea.


he does this all the damn time! Just gets mad because he can't use the computer. Dude! Kat is on it!


Look at how emo he is! With his little scarf. What ya doing hun?

Ollie: Searching Myspace for hotties.

of course. go write a poem!


Welcome everyone to annoy the fuck out of Sarah time! She turns on the radio then sits down to drum. Why didn't you turn the tv on while you were at it?

I will end you!


My name is Ollie but you can call me O Gee! The bitches love me. Cause I smell like green tea.
As you can see, Ollie obviously as a future as a rapper!


I got sick of looking at her. This didn't help any.


I don't want to know WHERE she got THAT paper from!


and again.


Our first snow! -squee-



-OMGDIEZOFCUTENEZDEAD- but Mr.Penquin, I don't think the snowman wants a bowl of chili!


... I'm not touching this one.


This is obviously a good idea.


OMG! Kat is such a bitch! Poor Ollie is sitting there hacking his lungs out because he's got a cold and she's stomping her foot because she can't play SSX!


For that she gets to write Ollie's term paper for him.


Thats a pretty face. I think Kat got into the 'trees'


I may or may not have left Kat doing yoga while I went to take a shower.


Oh dear lord! Now she's going to be even more obnoxious!


She obviously missed the jar because she's distracted by Ollie's sexiness. I know I was!


omg dude! You have a bed!


Dear lord their only juniors! I think it's time to cheat like a mother fucker play creativly.

Because of my creative game play I decided it was only fair to respin their aspirations. Ollie is now a fortune Sim with the Lifetime Want to Become the Cheif of Staff. Kat is a popularty sim (oh god I hate her even more now!) with the LTW of reaching the top of the music career.



Hey Ollie, what's your term paper about?
Ollie: how I'm made of awesome!


Now that their grades are up, they meditate for the next three days.


STUPID EFFIN TOWNIE! That's right ollie, we'll throw a brick through his window later!


they even meditate in the rain!


Then one day while Kat was showing me this trick where she sticks her arm THROUGH the mail box that creepy dude (CD) showed up!


Kat: he wouldn't!
I think he would
Kat: I'm standing right here!
He's made of dumbass!


You tell him Kat! But uhm ... he's going in the other direction!


That's Ollie's dad Paddy! I didn't even know he was there until the message popped up saying he was leaving. Shows how obvservant I am!


and again.


Now that there are only five hours till graduation and I was a dumbass and didn't use ifran view I love the in game camera so much. I had to go make someone. Meet Picture Holder. She's special!


take THAT cd! HAHA!

Incidentally, Kat is all he though about while streaking!


He looks so distinguished!

And now it's time for the inevitable.


How perfect is this? She was catching fireflies when he went over to propose to her!


You know she said yes! She's a bitch not stupid!


She kept up her end of the bargain too.


SLUTS!


It is perfectly acceptable to wear swim trunks while kissing you father on the mouth while your fiance has a waterballoon in her panties on the front lawn!


It's everyone gang up on Kathrn time! HAHA


sweet zombie jesus! Ollie what are you wearing? Crack kills dude.

But he grew up none the less and moved back to riverblossom falls or hills or mountains or whatever the hell it's called!


..... idfk.

Well here ends the first chapter in the Wylde Legacy. Kat didn't get a graduation party because I hate her because my computer was lagging really bad.



Next time expect more popping, more babies, and more of Kathrn being a bitch! See ya soon!